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Jesus Junction

from Welcome to The by Gates of Joe

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lyrics

(One for the father, one for the son, and one for the holy ghost)

Jesus was playing freeze tag on Old Man Pilate's lawn
And there were twelve disciples with the baptist in the John
Enter Old Man Pilate, he said, "Get away, you queers"
They turned the other cheek and showed the man their rears

And we sang-a

(Chorus)
Hey there Jay, I like the way you move
Jesus, my friend, you can really groove
Hey there Jay with your bell-shaped pants
Roll away your stone and let's do a little dance

Well the next time I saw Jesus he was working as a scientist
When a young man came along, a young evangelist
He said, "But Jesus, I thought that science was a big no-no"
Jesus said, "Son, I healed the blind, I did not make them so"

And we sang-a

(Chorus)

Jesus climbed up on Capitol Hill and he didn't like what he saw
He grabbed that big ol' gavel and he laid down his funky law
He said, "All y'all go jump in the mud and then you'll look the same
Sink all this partisanship, it's pretty legis-lame"

And we sang-a

(Chorus)

We sang-a

Cause my Jesus likes to dance and maybe yours likes to sing
My Jesus has sinned before but he always does his thing
My Jesus owns the Quran and no thing made of silk
When he's at the dinner table he turns water to milk

(Chorus)

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from Welcome to The, released July 18, 2014

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